Thought I'd share some great Laffy Taffy jokes :-)
*What gives a ghost the right to scare you?
-A haunting license
*How come the Buffalo Bills went to the bank?
-To get their quarterback
*Why did Dracula's mom give him cough syrup?
-Because he was coffin
*What is another name for a sleeping skeleton?
-Lazy bones
*What pounds in your ear?
-The drum
*What bee does well in school?
-A spelling bee
*What is the definition of a farmer?
-Someone who is outstanding in his field
*What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?
-Buck teeth
*What did the judge say to the racket?
-I'm sending you to court.
2 comments:
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones
What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference?
Pumpkin Pi
Cute
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