Faithism

*slightly vulgar*

When Rob got home on Monday, Faith couldn't wait to tell him about the *big* event that occurred that day...

Faith: Daddy, Daddy. Guess what exciting thing happened today?!?

R: I don't know. What happened?

Faith: Sam's belly button fell off. He'll be able to take a bath now.

R: Oh. That IS exciting.

Faith: Yep, and tomorrow -- his penis is going to fall off.

*NOTE: Sam had a different type of circumcision than Josh... this kind had a plastic ring that actually stayed on him and would fall off as the circumcision healed. I guess I should have explained a little better that only that piece of plastic was going to fall off! (I wouldn't recommend looking at that website unless you are prepared -- yuck!)