Graceism:
As with all military units, we have certain dinners that we have to go to monthly. Last night we had a Hail & Farewell. So as we rushed home from gymnastics (at 1730) to get the girls' clothes changed so we could be at this H&F at 1800, I explained to the kids:
me: We are going to eat Mexican with some people from daddy's work.
Faith: We are going to eat at Daddy's work?
Grace: No, we are going to eat with daddy's unik (pronounced eunuch :-))
Somehow, I don't think R's boss would like being called a eunuch.
Bubbaism:
Bubba has started pulling all sorts of tricks to get me to come into his room after he has been put to bed -- mainly because he knows that if HE gets up he will be in big trouble. Last night was no different.
Bubba (from his room): MAMAAAAAAA
me (walking towards his room with a cup of water for him): I am coming with your water.
Bubba (with such sadness in his voice): Mama, I broke my shorts.
me: You did what?
Bubba: I broke my shorts. It was an accident.
me (while pulling back his covers to see what he was fidgeting with): How did you break your shorts?
Bubba: See?
*He shows me the side of his shorts which have a "V" shaped cut in the leg like this...
me (trying not to laugh): they are supposed to be like that
Bubba: no, they are not. They are supposed to be like this
*he holds the two pieces together
me (giving him his water): They are fine. We'll look at them in the morning. You did not break them.
Bubba: okay
3 comments:
ok g's made me laugh but i've got tears in my eyes from bubs!
both of them were funny. i didn't know what a eunich was, but now i do and i agree that rob's boss probably wouldn't like it!
Yeah, no man would want to be eunuch, at least not this one.
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