-isms

I've been saving these -- they happened last week when we were in GA. I texted them to myself so I would remember. So, of course, I forgot :-)

F-ism --

F: Mom, what's a womequin?
me: a what?!?
F: A womequin.
me: I don't know what that is.
F: I guess it is a mannequin that's a girl.

Haley-ism {while playing Wii with JP} --

H: It's me versus you.
JP: What does versus mean?
H: Versus means 'me verse you' and you 'verse' me.